Jonathan Schmallippe
Alias: Johnny Tightlips
Age: 32
City/State: Springfield
Status: Online
"I ain't sayin' nothin'!"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
About Me
father. businessman. not (not) a mobster.
Johnny is presumably in his 30s, and he works for the D'Amico Crime Family. He is a capo alongside Legs and Louie. He has a grandmother (Who he affectionately calls "Granny") and mother. Although in "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge,” when Fat Tony asked Johnny how his mother is, he reticently exclaims and then says “Oo-whee, who says I have a mother?".
Johnny Tightlips, also known by his legal name, Jonathan Schmallippe,[1] (Born Giovanni Silencio[2]) is a frequently appearing mobster and an associate of his old boss Fat Tony, as well as his current boss, Fit-Fat Tony.
Johnny's Fakebook Friends (Top 6)
Johhny has 6 friends
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Fat Tony
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Legs
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Louie
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El Barto
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Sideshow Bob
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Homer J. Simpson
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Disclaimer
This is my internet journal time! Fair warning! You better not go Squealing and say NOTHING!
Hobbies
I'm Johnny Tightlips, and usually I don't say nothing, but being a member of the Springfield Mafia, I may have a few hobbies that reflect his tough and no-nonsense personality of mine. During my free I like doing activities like:
- Playing poker with his fellow gangsters and betting money, given his background in organized crime
- Collecting firearms as a source of pride and for self-protection. He might enjoy learning about the history and mechanics of different guns.
- Playing golf: Despite being associated with violence, many mafia members enjoy golfing as a way to relax and socialize.